Georgia's Watts Dantzler Gets on the Bus...Literally.

Okay, this is one of the things Twitter is good for, finding stories you might not otherwise ever see or know about unless you follow a particular person's feed. Thankfully, this story isn't taking too long to catch fire as it is quite simply a riot.

Watts Dantzler played in several games as a true freshman for Georgia this past football season and, on the cusp of his second full season, he offers us this gem of a story about his bus ride back from Destin via Greyhound following his spring break.

It's a personal account told unscripted and without consideration of what is or isn't "PC", but it's also absolutely hilarious.

Just a small excerpt:

...It had been four hours and my phone was almost dead. I asked every single person on the bus if they had an iPhone charger. Half the bus didn’t even own a phone. Three people asked me what an iPhone was.

Anytime someone on the bus used the phone I could hear them. The best conversation was a young lady who was screaming at a man asking him questions, “Where is da baby at?” and “You betta not let yo crazy-a** aunt have my baby” and my personal favorite, “Once I get off this d*** bus imma come find you and beat yo a**”. She was really angry.

 Seriously, that's not even the best part. You need to go read this one. Go ahead...go now.