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Friday, December 17, 2010

NFL to League: Appoint a "Get-Back" Coach on The Sidelines

See what you did, Sal? Now you've gone and made the NFL mad and ruined it for everybody—good grief.

You know the NFL never ceases to amaze me with its rules—a 'get-back' coach—seriously, that's their solution to guys forming "walls" on the sideline? "Get real" is more the approach they need to take. How do they plan to enforce these rules? I mean, assuming they aren't just hoping the mere fact that they've acknowledged the issue as being enough of a deterrent to future attempts?

Honestly, the moment I found out that this was their solution, I immediately thought of the police—no, not the ones with the sirens—the Police. Ya know, the Sting-led group from the 80's? Well, maybe the NFL should find a way to attach a make-shift alarm to the sideline that plays the following whenever anyone gets too close:



Okay...that's a little cheesy but, then again, so is appointing a 'Get-Back' coach. That's too funny.

Makes me think of this...



Alright...still cheesy. I blame, Sal.